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Jeff discovers Europe

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• On 03.18.08 Jeff Freeman wrote these pithy words:

  Europeans went discovering everywhere else for decades… it’s about time someone returned the favor.

  I think I’ll name the entire “scandinavian” region “Bad America”.

  You might think this or that piece of the colony culturally distinct enough from the rest to warrant a separate name… but nope! It’s all Bad America.

  I’ll make a flag for you later.

  Once enough Americans have colonized the place, it might be ready for a fledgling-level of sovereignty. Nothing too crazy, of course.

  You might want to get started building all the new churches you’re going to need. Our Evangelicals are going to want to get started right away.

  A prison or two wouldn’t hurt either.

  Oh, not necessarily for the indigenous workforce… it’s just there are some things we want to do to some people that we know which would be immoral to do on our own soil. We’re big on morality, you know?

  What am I saying? Sure you know. You are American! A real frontiersman and explorer, I’d say! Here I am talking to you as though you’ve gone native! How embarrassing is that?

  Say… want to be governor of Bad America? C’mon, say you’ll do it.

  You’ll get to make the flag!

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